Mar 06
Long time no blog, and I really feel embarrassed to paste a picture full of girls.
This is actually from a Japanese magazine showing autumn schoolwear for girls in the year 2007. Surprisingly, only 1 of these 8 “girls” is really a girl…
Dec 25
Programmer:
// muhaha
String test = “blahblahblah”;
String str = new String(test + ” is OK” + “, damn it.”);
Compiles to:
JVM INSTR start_warning “Alert! Eden generation, you’ll be shooted with a bunch of temporary Objects!” ;
0:ldc1 #16 <String “blahblahblah”>
2:astore_1
3:new #18 <Class java.lang.String>
6:dup
7:new #20 <Class java.lang.StringBuilder>
10:dup
11:aload_1
12:invokestatic #22 <Method java.lang.String java.lang.String.valueOf(java.lang.Object)>
15:invokespecial #26 <Method void StringBuilder(java.lang.String)>
18:ldc1 #29 <String ” is OK”>
20:invokevirtual #31 <Method java.lang.StringBuilder java.lang.StringBuilder.append(java.lang.String)>
23:ldc1 #35 <String “, damn it.”>
25:invokevirtual #31 <Method java.lang.StringBuilder java.lang.StringBuilder.append(java.lang.String)>
28:invokevirtual #37 <Method java.lang.String java.lang.StringBuilder.toString()>
31:invokespecial #41 <Method void String(java.lang.String)>
34:astore_2
JVM INSTR start_warning “Please the GC thread heal our poor Eden…” ;
May 03
Apple的几个广告，QuickTime Movie格式，很有意思。虽然我认为无论Mac还是PC，在高手和菜鸟手里的表现当然不尽相同，但这几个广告还是很好玩的，而PC阵营还没看到类似的，无论是商业广告还是家酿视频，难不成是因为心虚？这里只列出高清格式的地址，广告页面有所有格式的视频。
http://movies.apple.com/movies/us/apple/getamac_ads1/viruses_848x496.mov
http://movies.apple.com/movies/us/apple/getamac_ads1/restarting_848x496.mov
http://movies.apple.com/movies/us/apple/getamac_ads1/better_848x496.mov
http://movies.apple.com/movies/us/apple/getamac_ads1/ilife_848x496.mov
http://movies.apple.com/movies/us/apple/getamac_ads1/networking_848x496.mov
http://movies.apple.com/movies/us/apple/getamac_ads1/wsj_848x496.mov
Apr 30
FirefoxFlicks竞赛已经宣布了Firefox推广视频大赛的获奖视频，包括DareDevil, Wheee!, Fox Fever, This is Hot 和 Give me the soap。看完这些视频，我还是喜欢Wheee!和This is Hot，This is Hot制作比较好，而Wheee!应该比较合那些鄙视IE的人们的口味，剩下那些家酿的也很不错，只不过要做个选择的话……嘿嘿~总之也不能无视劳动人民的创意，尤其在4月30日。
如果在线观看速度比较慢，可以直接下载下面的.mov：
DareDevil: http://media.revver.com/broadcast/19326/video.mov
Wheee!: http://media.revver.com/broadcast/19542/video.mov
Fox Fever: http://media.revver.com/broadcast/21146/video.mov
This is Hot: http://media.revver.com/broadcast/20674/video.mov
Give me the soap: http://media.revver.com/broadcast/19836/video.mov
Technorati : Firefox, FirefoxFlicks
Apr 24
(Score:5, Funny)
Dec 18
扯得让人受不了…歌词如下：
With hurricanes and terrorists,
It’s been hard to just get by.
Here’s hopin’ the year 2-0-6,
Turns out better than 2-0-5!
Well, Kim Jong is throwin’ fits,
And the shuttle’s on the fritz,
There’s an intifada brewin’ in the Gaza Strip.
Oh, the deficit’s a risin’,
Half a’ Europ hates my guts,
And industrial America is goin’ bankrupt!
There is a great sense of urgency!
We’ve got to squash the insurgency!
My approval rating’s in a dive!
I hope it’s not another year like 2-0-5!
Oh, a leak investigation’s
Got my White House in a snarl,
There’s a special prosecutor
After my friend Karl.
And our energy dependency
Has put me in a bind.
Ah, don’t worry about Alaska
It’ll be just fine!
My appointee was a big flop.
The housing market is ’bout to pop!
“With record profits at the pump,”
“I drive an SUV and take it in the rump!”
“All of our jobs, gone overseas!”
“Each week I make one dollar seventy-three!”
From Katrina, FEMA, GITMO, too!
The last thing I need now is the Avian Flu!
‘Cuz every problem in the world,
Lands right here on my desk!
I tried to get to Crawford,
Even there couldn’t get no rest.
From pirates in Somalia,
To that nut job in Iran!
It’s hard to rule the free world,But I’m doin’ the best I can!
With same sex marriage,
Stem cells,
Scooter Libby,
Tom DeLay!
Here’s hopin’ the year 2-0-6,
Brings a few more brighter days!
——————-THE END——————-
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